temanku adys....

jadi geneeehhh~
dengerin tante mao cerita...

pas waktu rUa GASUH kmaren,,pas selese makan siang,,
adys ngomong ke gw,,,

adys: " dy,,,mas-mas maintenance-nyah mao kita kasih nasi bungkus ga??"
heidy: " yaudah,,kasih ajah,,masih ada sisa khaan,,,kasih ajah."
adys: " oohh,,ok,,ok,, berapa yah?? tiga bungkus cukup ga yah?!?"
heidy: " mas-masnya ada berapa biji?? banyak ga??"
adys: " ga tau,,,"
heidy: " yaudah bawa ajah lima bungkus doloo,,nnti klo kita masih ada lebihan kita kasih mereka lagih..gmn??" (gw bertanya kembali kepada makhluk yang terkesan sangar itu)..
adys: "yaudah,,yuuuk"

yaudah laahhh,,,,,dengan membawa 5 bungkus nasi-ayam penyet yg sangat terkenal mak-nyuuusss-nya dan terkenal se-antero lobiers,, kita naek ke YB 1...tempat maintenance ituh,,,,,,,dengan menggunakan LIFT...
trus gw bilang ke adys....
gw: "dys,,,kowq pake lift seyh??manja bgt!!! atu lantai ajah juga!!!naek tangga ajah!!"
adys: " kaga!!kaga!!!,,,biar lama bego,,,gw males turun cepet2 ke bawah!!"
gw: ( karena gw pikir ide-nya adys oke jg,,,,dan gw hanyalah manusia biasa yg terbujuk rayuan saiton jdnya gw.......) "oohhhh,,,bner juga,,yaudahh,,,"

naiklah kita ke yB 1 dengan menggunakan LIFT.....sesampainya d yB 1,kita masuk tuh ke ruang maintenance ituh,,soalnya kita pikir,,banyak mas-mas dan mba-mba yg menjadi "kuncen" ruangan kelas d YB itu berkumpul..

eeeeeeehhh,,,,,,ndelalaahhh~
di ruangan itu kosong...
yaudah kita (2 makhluk gahar ini) keluar lagih....karena setelah kita ber-assalamualaikum-ria ternyata tidak ada jawaban,,,

pas kita keluar,,,ternyata ada mas-mas maintenance lagi nyempil d deket tangga darurat itu ,,,yg ada lemari coklat kecil itu,,yg dibelakang papan pengumuman,,
dy bilang....

mas-mas maintenance: "mba!! nape??? nyariin sape???"
2 makhluk yg terkenal galak (heidy+adys): " ga mas...itu d ruang maintenance itu ga da orang yah??"
mas-mas maintenance: "ga da,,lagi pada kluar kali mba,,,lagi pada ke atas,,emangnya napa mba??"
2 makhluk yg terkenal galak: "kaga,,ini lhhoohhh,,,,mao ngasih nasi bungkus,,,,orangnya ada berapa mas?? banyak ga?"
mas-mas maintenance:" hmmmm......(dy ngedumel tanda sedang berhitung),,,,sekitar 5 sampe 7 orang-an lah."
2 makhluk yg terkenal galak: " ooooo....ini adanya segini doloo yah mas....nanti klo ada lebihan lagih kita kasih ke atas yah......"
(sambil kita menyodorkan bungkusan demi bungkusan di tangan kita.....dan menaruhnya d atas meja mas-mas maintenance ituh)

laluuuuu~ adys berjalan lah ke arah LIFT YB 1.........trus dy nge-longok ke dalem ruangan yg ada d sebelah lift YB 1.....

ruangan itu gelap gulita....tidak ada apa2....
krn gw ngerasain yg "suasana yg ga enak" jd gw berkata......

gw: " ~adyssssssss~ " (dengan nada yg sangat rendah,,,,dan suara yg pelan,,sama sekali tidak terkesan mengintimidasi ato menakut-nakuti,,ato seperti yg biasa gw dan adys lakukan....TEREAK2....kaga....ini gw ngomong dengan penuh ketulusan dr hati yg paling dalam,,,

bersamaan dengan gw ngomong....tiba-tiba adys.....

adys: "HHHHUUUUUUUUWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(TEREAAAKKK KUUEENNCEENGGGG BGTTT,, TRUS NGIBRIT KETAKUTAN!!LARI CEPET BGT!!KE ARAH TANGGA)

kan gw kaget juga yakk!!!gw pikir dy liat apaan di dalem gtuh....gw juga ngibritngikutin adys sambil tereak kuenceng bgt!!

adys: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
ANJRRROOOOOOOTTTT........ANJRIIIIITTTTTTT......!!!!!"
gw: " huahahahahahahgahghaghaghaghagahgahgahgahgahghagahghagahghagahgahghaghaaa~~
aggagahgahgahghahaghaghaghaghaghaghaghagha~~
haghgahgahaghaghaghaghaghaghaghghaghaghagahghagahgahghagahgahgahgahgahgaa~~ahgahgahgahgaa
ghaghgahgahgahgahgahghagahgaha~~
(ga bisa nahan ketawa karena melihat muka adys yg sangat ketakutan.....padahal gw kira adys itu tidak takut apa2...dan tersihir dgn eyeliner yg bikin matanya makin serem..)

gw: "haghaghaghaghgaaaa~ ANJRITTT lo nape lo~ gahgahgahgahghaghaghaghghaghgahaghaghaghaaa~~
hgahaghaghgahgahgaa~ liat ape lo di dalem?!?!? ghaghagaghahaghaghaghaghgaa"

adys: "hgagahgahghahaghaghagahgahghaghagahgahgahghagahgahgahghaghagahgaaa~~
ANJRRRIIIITTTTTTT~!!!!!!!!!AGAHGAHGAHGAHGHGAGHAGAHGAHGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGAGA
GAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGAAG
hgahahghaghaghaghaghaghaghaghaghaghghagaghg~ ANJRITTTTT~"

gw:"apaan babi!!!!!ksih tau!!!!aghaghgahgahgahgahgahgahgahghagahghaghagaghaggaga
haghaghaghaghaghaghaghaghaghagahghgahgahgahgahgahghaa~
(bayangkan conversation yg terjalin diantara kedua orang bodoh ini......ngobrol sambil ketawa sampe nangis)

mas-mas maintenance: " ADA APA MBA?!?!!? ADA APA!!!?!?!?
KENAPA?!!!?!?!" (nanya dgn muka khawatir)
kita berdua: " gahgahgahgahgahgahghagahghagahgahgahgahgahgagahgahgahgahaaa!!!~~
kga nape2 mas~~hhahjahahjhajhajhajhajhajhajhaghgahgahgahgagiafihgajnvavfgouawehrgvaejv abdcewfoqwegfvdbcaKLHVsdfuwegf89vahaa~
kaga nape2....(sambil berjalan turun kebawah.....)

gw: " heh setan!!!!! lo bilang ga ke gw lo liat apa?!!?!??lo kaget yah gw panggil nama lo!?!?!? bilang petan!!!!~haghaghaghgahgaahgahgahgahgagahgahgahgahgagahaghHGHGAHGAHGAHhghaghaghagGAHGAHGAHGAHGA
HAGHGAHGAHGAHAHGHgahgahgahgahgahgaaa~"

adys: " haghaggahagaghaghaghgagahgahgahgaaa~
iyah nyetttt~!!! gw kaget~!!!! trus gw liat d dalem ruangan itu.....yg buat nge-pel lante.....tp dibalikin ke atas kaennya.......jd gw kira itu rambut!!!!pas gw liat itu,,,barengan pula khan sama lo manggil nama gw!!!!hgahaghaghaghaghaghghgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgaaa~gahgahghaga~~
khan gw jadi kaget monyeddddd!!!!!!! gw kira paan tuh !!!!!!!gahgahgahgahgahgahgahghaga
gaghaghaghaghaghaghagahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahga~~

gw: " babbbiiiiikkkkk~hgaahghagahghaghagahgahgahgahgahghaghaghghaghaghaghagha~hgahgahgaha
gw kirain paan kuyaa!!!! hghgahgahgahghaghaghaghaghagahgHGHGAHGAHGAHGAHghagah
haghaghagaghaghaghagha
ghaghaghaghaghaghaghaghagaghagahg~

(tertawa terbahak2 sampe d ruang rUa.....)

gw: " gw pikir lo gahar....serem....tp,,,,,gahgahgahghghaghagahghagahgahghagahghaghaaaaaaa~"
adys: " gw,,gw,,,gw,,,,,kalo sama setan mah gw ampun dahhhh~~~agahgahghagahgahaa
gw ga mao dah yg begituan!!!!ampunnnnn!!!!!"
gw: "ghhaghaghaghaghaghagHGHAGHAGHAGHAGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGhghagahgahgahgahgahgha
ghaghaghaghagahgHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGgagahgahgahgahgaHGAHGAHGAHGHAGAHGAHGAHGHAG
GAHGAHGAHAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAGAHAA~~BEGO LO DYS!!!!!~~"



Dsaat itu lah gw nyadar ternyata,,,adys hanyalah manusia biasa,,,,,yg bisa ketakutan jg....

aghagahgahghaghaghaghaghaghaghagaggahgahgahgahgahgaa~

sebelum2nya gw ga tau tuh!!!!!sampe pas kmaren rUa GASUH~~
gahgagahgahgahgahgahgahgahaa

jd jgn takut ma adys....jg takut di jedotin palanya ke meja.....jgn takut di jambak rambutnya ma dy,,,jgn takut di tereakin ma dy,,,,jgn takut di-pilin2 ma dy,,,,jgn takut di peres tangan lo ma dy....

karena deep down....adys hanyalah manusia biasa,,,,,seperti kita....




~THIS NOTE DEDICATED TO..................................ADYS!!!!!!~
men!!!!bego lo dysss!!!!!!tolol abissss!!!!coba pas itu gw bisa video-in mukenye adys....pasti lo pade bakalan ketawa terpingkal2 ampe kencing d celana!!!

ahaghaghaghghaghaghaghaghaghaghaghaghagahagahghaghaghagahgahgahgagahgahgahgahgagahgahggag
ahgahgahghaghghaghagagahgahgahghghaghaga


PISS ~~~ \m/ ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COWABUNGGA!!!!!!!!!!!! \m/